Some of these Fleetwood Mac photos are very interesting!
Here we can entertain ourselves by putting some captions to them.
After a bit we'll vote for our favorite.

Chris: *Hic* Stevie!.HEY!...Are you un-poop-ular? Do you pop out at parties? *HIC*..... Well DO YA?!!!??!!

Stevie: Ha ha! Poopy.... YOU SAID POOP!!! Poopy pee pee, Eeeee!!! I'll call you Christine Mc-PEE!!.....Wow my boobies are big!

Mick: Ah crap, I'm so drunk I caaaan't keep my beer up......soooo thirsty. Hey, wait, I'm drinking it now!....Damn, that was just me passing out for a second...... Soooo thirsty......

Lindsey's Fro: You will make the two females your brides, then impregnate them in order to create my Fro Army!! I must say, the one in the daisy dukes is especially fetching.

Lindsey: Zzzzzz.....Snort! Wha? Someone say something?......Mmmm boobies...Zzzzzzz.......*suck* *suck*....Mmmmmm

John: Damn, I look hot in that mirror! John you sexy bastard you!

Police Officer behind the mirror: Ok Mamm, I asked them to turn to their right about a dozen times now, you'll just have to point out the perp.

Woman: Definitly the intoxicated one, Yes! That's the one who defiled my specialty powdered sugar shop!

Police Officer: *Bangs head on glass*......*Groans*

John: Hot dog! You see that guys? I told the mirror to knock once if it thought I was hot! Oh yeah, you want some of this don't ya mirror!" *gyrates hips while giving mirror a come-hither look*

 

Caption 2 [Maya]

STEVIE: My, you’re very ticklish aren’t you Mick?

CHRISTINE: I don’t know about that. Obviously you’ve never heard of the wonders of mushrooms.

STEVIE: Yeah, they’re good vegetables.

CHRISTINE AND MICK: (laughing their asses off)

STEVIE: What the hell did I say?

LINDSEY: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

JOHN: (aka, the Great Short-shorted Hercules who is obviously ranting while drunk. Note the drink in his hand) Get a nice shot of me muscled bod. That’s right my friends. No steroids involved. I’m a real man. I even got the non-shrunken balls to prove it. Shall I show them?

PHOTOGRAPHER, SPOKESPERSON, AND OTHERS: Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

 

Caption Three [Ronnie]:

Christine: "Why...is John all covered in black paint?"

Lindsey: "Ah, fond memories, eh Micky?"

Mick: "Oh yea..." *daydreams*

Stevie: "Oh man...I am so high...I have no idea what's going on right now..."

John: *smirks*

 

Caption Four [eclipse]:

Stevie , looking at Mick's legs....says to Chris : "I don't think these legs of Mick's can get any longer, just LOOK at them!... Maybe, he is under a magician's spell, and it is like Pinocchio, if he tells us lies, they will grow even bigger..."

Christine giggles, "Looks like he has already lied many times, Stevie-But, maybe that magicians' spell would explain why John is sleeping while standing up! Notice that he continues to hold his drink though... I have such a talented husband ey? "

Chris glances at Lindsey and says to Stevie "Have you noticed that Lindsey's eyes are closed too~~ maybe he is under a magicians' spell too and thinking about a riff or a lyric?" Stevie replies, "No, the only spell he is under is mine, and he always will be! hehe Linds is just closing his eyes so we'll think he is sleeping--he isn't. Just still thinking about that next concept album he keeps talking about..."

Mick suddenly laughs out loud- "I don't know what you girls are giggling about? but I can't seem to get this bottle to my lips, feels like it would take too much effort to move my legs, why is that?? .....Don't worry Stevie, I'll put your little "Silver Springs "song on the album."

............And his legs grow longer still.........

 

Caption Five [Tim]:

Lindsey: Wake me when I'm BALD and SHE'S beautiful - oh wait she already IS!

Stevie: You TOO Lindsey, 'ya just don't KNOW it yet!

Lindsey: Huh???

Stevie: WATCH it Lindsey, I have always . . . ALWAYS . . . BEEN a -STORMMMM GOSH that's beautiful! . . .

John: Yeah WHATEVA - but why does Ghost_Tracker think I look like that guy that runs that OTHER website???

Mick: Who's GHOST_Tracker??? And WAIT a minute I thought *I* did!

Stevie: I'm gonna GET you M- uhhh, Lindsey! (Twirls) STOOORRRMRMMM (throws glass)

Chris: And they wonder why this ain't SODAPOP???

 

Caption Six [Cathy]:

Mick: A saucy, yet unpretentious bouquet. Hmm... Maybe, one day, I'll market my own vintage of wine. Dare I dream?

John: I'll bet Mick's daydreaming about going into the wine-making business. Hey, genius! Before you do that, you need to work the kinks out of your vesterbation suit invention. Bloody hell! The one you have
sounds like a squirrel having an orgasm.

Lindsey: Let's see... What can I use in interviews for the next thirty years? Think, Lindsey, think. Making records is like... is like... Wait! I've got it! Making records is like painting! There....

Christine: This is some pretty wicked wine. It makes everything all hinky-dinky-dorum!

Stevie: Tinky-winky-dorum! Tee hee hee! :giggle giggle:

Christine: Another bottle, please!

 

Chain Seven [Josh]:

Lindsey: Ohhh man these shoots are soooo boring, I think I'll just go to sleep.

Christine: Oh come on, do it the way we do it in England! Drink until you are entertained.

Mick: Ha, exactly what I am doing, I'm so hammered if I stare at this beer it looks like there are three!

Stevie: Ahh screw it , give me some of that. whispers: Chris, I just wrote "I love lindsey" on Micks jeans, dont tell him!

John: I hate these things. Why don't they just make a cardboard standup of me for these things? Genius...

 

Caption Eight [CJ]:

JOHN: This photoshoot is takin' too damn long! (to photographer) Well are ya gonna just stand there with ya fancy bloody video camera?!

CHIRS: Let's do something to pass the time....

STEVIE: (tries to stand up) Want me to get the bag?

MICK: I know! How 'bout a song! Here's a lil diddy that's always been close to my heart.... (wave bottle in air) *99 bottles of beer in the wall, 99 bottles of beer! Ya take one dowwwn, and pass it arowwwn.... 98 bottles of beer of beer on the wall...* Take it Stevie!

JOHN: Here that Chris.... he's singing OUR song!

CHRIS: How 'bout 'Truth or Dare'?

STEVIE: (nudges Lindsey) Here that Lindsey? Truth or Dare?

LINDSEY: (groans) I don't wanna go to school Mommy! The other kids make fun of my afro! **SNORE**

(everyone laughs hysterically!)

MICK: MY Turn ! I wear women's panties! That's right, I admit it! (points to Chris and Stevie) And guess which one of ya lucky ladies' undies I'm wearing right now?!

CHRIS: (to Stevie) We gotta remember to burn those later.....

STEVIE: I slept with Mick!

MICK: Shhhhhh! Can't ya keep a secret!

STEVIE: (slaps Mick on butt) Geeeez! It's not like I told 'em ya gave it to me behind your drums after rehearsal yesterday! Ooops!

JOHN: Sometimes I cry by myself at night.... Oh God, I'm sooo alone! (chugs beer)

CHRIS: (burps loudly) What was that John?!

PHOTOGRAPHER: Okay guys, we're done.... I got the whole thing on film. I can't wait to start making copies of these babies!!!

MICK: (crawls towards photographer) Gimme that tape ya lil bastard or I'll..... (passes out)

Lindsey: (wakes up) Huh? Hey, what I miss?

 

Caption Nine [Alex]:

John: (to himself) Jeez, im tired! I knew sneeking into Stevie's bed at 3 in the morning was a bad idea....hey...at least i got me some lovin...

Mick: (to himself) Oh what a night, sneaking into Stevie's bed at 5 A.M....she's my favorite mistake...

Lindsey: (to himself) Couldn't sleep all freakin night....good thing i went to Stevie' bed around 7.....slept like a baby after that

Stevie: Thanks for switching rooms with me last night, Chris.....I just rolled around until about 2 A.M. and I just had it! So, what did you think of my bed?

Christine: Let's just say I didn't get much sleep....

Mick, John, and Lindsey together: CHRISTINE?!

 

Lindsey: What kind of look should I go for? Lindsey Buckingham the sensitive, take home to mom look. Or, Lindsey Buckingham the guitar god here to rock your world? Hmm....

Mick: I'm not worried about what pose you're contemplating, I'm too interested in what Stevie's got under that coat.

Stevie: Well what if I told you that *whispers* I'm not wearing anything. (Flashes everyone)

Chris: Now Mr. McVie I saw you look! You wouldn't look if I did that.

John: (holding his tounge) Of course I would dear. You're more beautiful than anyone. (crosses fingers behind his back)

- Ashley

 

 

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