Autumn's driving me crazy
Think I'll cut my hair
I'm just a lazy man falling in love again
Having too much time to spare
Now I've got nothing to sell you
Takes me hours to say there's nothing to tell you
When you don't call it off
You show me how much you know me, now

Monday morning
It's all I could bear
Just Monday seemed seven days long last week
And this one's only halfway there
Now, noontime crawled past Tuesday
And Wednesday only gently appears for me
We'll just slide on through
And you know the rest don't get me, now

Send me no love
Yes, I know I'm cold
But the last young lady to live in here
Made me feel so old
Chased her all day 'til she lost me
So don't think I don't know what it costs me
To be a young man and suffer like a broken-down lover, now

This is crazy
Cut my hair
Just a lazy man, lazy man, lazy man
Falling in love again
Too much time to spare
And noontime crawls past Tuesday
And Wednesday only gently appears for me
We'll just slide on through
We'll slide on through
Slide on through